Posted 10 hours ago

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

Posted 10 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

Posted 11 hours ago

staceythinx:

Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova 

(Source: fubiz.net)

Posted 11 hours ago
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goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

Posted 11 hours ago

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Posted 11 hours ago

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Posted 11 hours ago
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asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

Posted 11 hours ago

FALCONS WIN 56-14!!